7 hours ago
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greatjaggi:

Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s cold

Me:

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7 hours ago
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topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

  • *video/gif about a member that I don't bias*
  • me: *sees bias in the background*
  • me: *gets distracted by bias*
  • me: *rewatches because I completely missed the point*
7 hours ago
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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

7 hours ago
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satsukisexual:

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD

7 hours ago
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spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

7 hours ago
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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

You’re Exo-L, right? And I’m Exo? We’re both Exo, right? Then together We Are One~! But I don’t make promises I can’t keep. Honestly speaking, I don’t think ‘forever’ is a word you should use lightly. Am I right? So I want to say that I want us to be We Are One for as long as possible!!
Xiumin, 140919 Kolon Sports Fanmeet | Source (via seokura-mochi)
1 day ago
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Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule.
(982,435)

masyafassassin:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

HOLY SHIT, I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS

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